Little spoons don't ask big questions
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
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he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
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Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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