For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
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When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
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But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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