Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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