god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
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I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
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I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
is it fun? or sober?
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