marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Please, let me fuck your mom
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Randomize
