is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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