I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
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Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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