he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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