3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
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Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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