There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Randomize
