margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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