Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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