Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Never underestimate the power of titties
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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