What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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