dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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