I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
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I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
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He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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