awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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