On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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