u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Boobs speak an international language.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
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The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Who died my cat blue again?
Randomize