So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
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I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
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VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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