ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Do plants get herpes?
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