who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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