He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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