spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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