it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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