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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
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Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
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We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
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My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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