There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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