i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
sex in a hospital.. check
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
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No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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