how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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