I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
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SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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