he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
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I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
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A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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