how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
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I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on