Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
You smell like a Billy Joel song
you win again, gameday.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
please don't ironically join a cult
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