There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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