i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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