i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
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He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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