No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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