if you like me you must not know who I am
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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