I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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