I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
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i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
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That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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