I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
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She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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