break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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