Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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