Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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