You just made me feel so damn special
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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