Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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