i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
