if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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