He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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