It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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