I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
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I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
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I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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