What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
My penis needs a shock collar
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I'm both gender and math confused
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