quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
