Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
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I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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