I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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