His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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